No not again

How could it be? Another year already? Oy for Joy and Holy Moses. Chrismukkah #4 is nearly here. And this one will be an early one. Hanukkah starts December 4th. Better get my hybrid act together. Maybe hire a few Chrismukkah helpers... ummm... Schmelves? Groan... can I really do this again? What's it going to take to get in the spirit of this merry mutation. Last year, at least I had the big book tour to look forward to. Lines of admiring fans. Radio interviews on NPR. Nights on the town with editors and publishers. Groupies galore. This year... what is it? Used copies of my book are selling on Amazon.com for .23 cents. Jeezus jewish mother of christ. How the mighty have fallen. We won our trademark battle, but will anyone care? With our patron saint / nemesis "The OC" having been cancelled and off the air, will anybody really care about Chrismukkah? We shall see.